Stop Making Scents!

FDA Seeks Injunction and Temporary Restraining Order on Men's Cologne

AP (Atlanta, GA) - Bottles of Joe Scum's signature cologne, Eau de Joe, were removed from shelves as FDA inspections revealed toxic traces of goat urine and yak vomit used in its manufacture. An Indianpolis area male prostitute died Sunday after purchasing the cologne at the local Jack's 99¢ Store.

Company spokesman Dirk Ferret was surprised at the allegations, "Eau de Joe is manufactured in Bhutan using only the cleanest of animals. The cologne is a 'scent enhancer' designed to attract the opposite sex." Mr. Ferrett would not elaborate for what species.